My SUV Will Beat Up Your Hybrid & Save The World!

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My SUV is sweet. Why is it that some hybrid vehicle drivers eventually start looking down at non hybrid-owning drivers in disdain? 

Is the “holier-than-thou” complex too hard to contain during flights of fuel sipping passion?  It's natural to feel that whatever you purchase is the right purchase. 

After all, if I overpaid for a hybrid vehicle (zing!) in hopes of saving the environment when a similar non-hybrid vehicle will do, I'd defend my decision and look down on others as well!  Don't be mad, let me explain.

THE FINANCIAL SAMURAI VEHICLE

For those of you who have been following this site for a while, you'll know that I've had plenty of cars over the past 10 years, and I now drive a 9 year older beater SUV which is MAYBE worth $6,000. 

I love “Moose,” my SUV, as I affectionately call him, because he adeptly takes us up the snowy mountains during the winter with its 4-wheel-drive capabilities. 

Moose can conveniently carry up to 5 people with plenty of storage space, which is especially helpful when our parents visit.  Too bad Moose only gets 15mpg in the City, and 19mpg on the highway.  I can hear the hissing and booing now!

I bought my SUV for $8,000 three years ago, from a woman who was in a hurry to dump her car before relocating to Amsterdam.  Special brownies anyone?  The hybrid craze at the time was dizzying, where seemingly rational people would spend $25,000 for a Prius vs. $15,000 for a comparable Toyota Corolla. 

If people did the calculations, they'd realize the premium price paid for the car is much greater than the gas savings over an average 7 year ownership period.

Consumers weren't adhering to our “1/10th” rule either, as I knew plenty of sub $100,000/yr income earners spending $25,000 for these hybrids.  I must repeat here again that it is absolutely financial destruction if you are spending more than 1/10th your annual gross income on a car.  Multi-millionaires follow this rule, why shouldn't the rest of us?  Don't give into your weak desires!

MOOSE GETS DISRESPECTED, I FIGHT BACK

Moose and I lived in harmony with the hybrids for a couple years until we encountered an evil man on a bike one day.  The bicyclist rides up to Moose, gives him a “thumbs down”, and rides away.  After five minutes, we see the same bicycllist in a parking lot loading up his bike onto his Prius!  Annoyed by the encounter, I drive up to him and explain his hypocrisy.

“Hey you, with the spandex, and shaved girly legs.  You got a problem with us?” I ask.

“Uhhh, no problem.  How can I help?” he answers in shock.

“You dishonor Moose here,” I say as I pat the dashboard. “Let me tell you why your hybrid is worse for the environment than Moose.  You think you're all enviro friendly and cool just because you have a Prius, but you're wrong.”

“Uhhhh?”

“By buying a new hybrid, you do more damage to the world than any second hand purchase car can do.  You see, unless you destroyed your old vehicle, you ADD to the world's pollution when you buy new.  You encourage car manufacturers to pump up their production volume, emitting an incredible amount of waste in the process.  Your Hybrid has higher emissions than zero, compared to zero incremental emissions from my second hand car!”

“Hmmmm, I see.  Please don't hurt me.”

“So quit with your superiority complex Steve, and hand me a beer!”

“Ok, Sam, you win.  I was just fooling with you!”

We hug it out and go for a ride together.  We're actually not strangers, but buddies!

My SUV Is Great For My Family

Good for you for owning a hybrid, just don't look down on us who don't.  We may not be able to afford a $30,000 level 4 Prius because we don't make $300,000 a year like you. 

More scientifically, now you know that if you don't lead your old car to the slaughter house, hybrid owners are doing more damage to the world than us poor second hand vehicle user folks. If you're considering a car to save the world, then ALWAYS buy second hand, and preferably make it a hybrid if you really care!

Don't be a vegan who wears leather shoes.  It's just not right.  Let us all continue to co-exist peacefully.  Ahhh, I feel better now.

Related:

The 1/10th Rule For Car Buying Everyone Must Follow

Safety First: Finally Bought A New Family Car

Be More Financially Responsible With Your Car Spending

You want to follow my House-To-Car Ratio guide for fiscal responsibility. If you want to eventually reach financial freedom, you should have a house-to-car ratio of at least 50. Cars are guaranteed to depreciate in value, houses tend to appreciate in value. 

House-To-Car Guide for financial freedom

Buy Real Estate Instead Of An Expensive Car

Keep your car expenses to a minimum. Instead of buying a fancy new car, use the money to invest in real estate instead. This way, you can build more wealth and achieve financial freedom, which provides way more value than driving a nice car.

To invest in real estate without all the hassle and unexpected costs, check out Fundrise. Fundrise offers funds that mainly invest in residential and industrial properties in the Sunbelt, where valuations are lower and yields are higher. The firm manages over $3.5 billion in assets for over 500,000 investors looking to diversify and earn more passive income. The minimum investment amount is only $10.

Another great private real estate investing platform is Crowdstreet. Crowdstreet offers accredited investors individual deals run by sponsors that have been pre-vetted for strong track records. Many of their deals are in 18-hour cities where there is potentially greater upside due to higher growth rates. You can build your own select real estate portfolio with Fundrise. 

I've personally invested $954,000 in private real estate since 2016 to diversify my holdings, take advantage of demographic shifts toward lower-cost areas of the country, and earn more passive income. We're in a multi-decade trend of relocating to the Sunbelt region thanks to technology. 

Updated for 2021 and beyond. My SUV is now a Range Rover Sport HSE and I love it!

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[…] hit that you avoid by buying second hand. Plus you’re being green by buying existing inventory. Buying new isn’t good for the environment because unless you destroy your old car, you’ve added and supported a new pollution-emitting […]

Geek
Geek
15 years ago

2000 Jetta 2.0litre. Bought him in college, used, for more than 10% of my income but in cash. Come to think of it, I guess I was still in my parents’ household at that point and could fall back on them, so it was <10% of their income. I paid rent, bought the car, and ate a lot of rice though.

I can keep it running for another 80k (7 years?) with my good mechanic with no problem, it's not as expensive to fix as everyone says German cars are. And I still like it.

But the itch!! I'm considering a house so I will NOT get another car for a few years yet anyway.

Geek
Geek
15 years ago

I’m thinking of getting the old boy detailed. That would hold me over for quite a while. After winter though.

Geek
Geek
15 years ago

I would be interested in seeing results of a real study-maybe consumer reports?-about buying new vs. used, and cost of repairs vs. age of car.
Buying new is often worse for the environment though. Sadly. I like new.

Matt SF
Matt SF
15 years ago

Reminds me of that bumper sticker that one ups the “my kid is an honor student” with…

My bad ass son just kicked the s**t out of your honor student.

BG
BG
15 years ago

@David
I agree, I don’t own any “Flex Fuel” vehicles, but the only thing they sell our here is flex-fuel Gasohol / E10.

Having ethanol in our gas makes no sense environmentally or economically for many reasons, so how did we end up in this position? — All we are left with is “follow the money”, and that leads to corn-industry pushing this crap on us.

David
David
15 years ago

@BG I’m glad to see someone else shares my opinion on ethanol. The other point we haven’t touched on is we’re a corn-based society and can’t just turn one of our major food sources into a fuel. Try reading the ingredient labels on the food in your kitchen and put all the food with high fructose corn syrup on one end of your kitchen table and the food without on the other. Your table will probably tip over from the imbalance before you can finish.

It’s one thing if a car is designed to run on ethanol, but if isn’t don’t force us to buy the stuff anyway. Thanks for the link to the article.

SanFranciscan
SanFranciscan
15 years ago

Admin said: “If people did the calculations, they’d realize the premium price paid for the car is much greater than the gas savings over an average 7 year ownership period.”

How do you measure “gas savings”, exactly? I bet you just multiply gallons consumed * price per gallon. This is wrong. It does not measure the real cost of burning those gallons — that is the cost of the greenhouse gases you put out. This cost, unfortunately, takes a while to accumulate and is harder to measure, but is a very real cost.

Admin further said: “You see, unless you destroyed your old vehicle, you ADD to the world’s pollution when you buy new.”

This is only true if you could still drive your old car but choose to buy a new car just because. If your old car was no longer functional or falling apart, then buying a new car makes sense. There is a natural rate at which cars die and have to be replaced, and this does not create artificial demand. At that point, given the choice between hybrid vs. non-hybrid, it absolutely makes sense to carefully consider your options.

Charlie
Charlie
15 years ago

new cars are SO expensive. I like the idea of hybrids but I don’t think I’d ever pay for a new one. I’m just happy using public transportation and getting around that way. I’ve never even owned a car actually and have saved so much money that way!

BG
BG
15 years ago

@David
There is still a major issue with ethanol and the majority of the US auto fleet. Older cars with electronic emissions (O2 sensors, etc), were designed for 100%-pure gasoline. When you run a 10% ethanol mix in these cars, they actually end up burning _more_ fuel due to the computer not understanding the exhaust characteristics of the blended fuel — they run rich. Practically all gas pumps in the US serve up a 10% mix of Ethanol now.

Ethanol has a lower BTU rating than gasoline, so Gasohol / E10 (10% ethanol, 90% gasoline) would expect to have a 3.2% reduced fuel economy, yet people are seeing 10% (or more) reductions in fuel economy in some cars (early Prius is an example).

If your car can go 1000 miles on 40 gallons of pure-gas (25mpg), and you suffer a 10% (or more) reduction in fuel economy with Gasohol, then the same trip now takes you 44.44 gallons of gasohol (of which 39.996 is gasoline, and 4.44 is ethanol). Basically, you just burned 4.44 gallons of ethanol, and the exact same amount of gasoline for the same damn trip if you had just been driving in pure-gas in the first place. How much energy was wasted in producing that 4.44 gallons of ethanol that had ZERO positive effect? Answer: ALL OF IT.

For these cars, having Ethanol in the gas is actually _worse_than_water_. There are other really bad things about having anything higher than E0 in your fuel: rubber seals breakdown, water saturation, etc.

This is why 10% Ethanol blends are not allowed in Germany.

Kosmo @ The Casual Observer
Kosmo @ The Casual Observer
15 years ago


Do you have any corollaries to your 1/10 rule? I tend to get 130K+ miles out of a car before getting something different (basically, I drive them to the point where big things start failing). Clearly, if I exceed the 1/10 rule, it’s not as bad as someone who flips cars every couple of years – because the percentage of my LIFETIME income that gets sunk into cars is still lower.

Larry L, New York
Larry L, New York
15 years ago

@jj

You assume everyone lives in an area that has great public transportation. In my case NYC it completely makes sense. On Long Island, where I live, by car is the best method. Any other method (via bus, LIRR or taxi) would double or triple the time it takes to get somewhere.

Credit Card Chaser
Credit Card Chaser
15 years ago

Naturally – of course not according to their 1040 but nonetheless you are probably right :) Although, you might be surprised at how many probably are not making anywhere near that amount but rather it’s just very important to them to give off that impression.

Credit Card Chaser
Credit Card Chaser
15 years ago

@jj

Naturally there are more environmentally friendly options available like using public transportation as you mention or of course buying a second hand car that gets great gas mileage like a Honda Civic instead of a large SUV (or a car with a 6.1 liter HEMI like mine – yea, I know I couldn’t resist lol) the intention of the post just appears to be trying to prick a pin in the arrogance that many people that buy brand new hybrids seem to have as if their decision is the absolute #1 most environmentally friendly decision possible. FS just showcased via this post that they are in fact wrong to think this.

Credit Card Chaser
Credit Card Chaser
15 years ago

I hope that someone didn’t already mention this and I overlooked it but you should check out the cover story from the issue of Wired Magazine a few months back where they covered a lot of environmentally oriented myths. Your article is right along the same lines of one of the common myths.

I definitely agree with your 1/10 rule except for when you take it to the extreme then a college student or someone who does not yet have an income but needs a car to drive to work then that may make for a legitimate exception.

Whenever I think about that rule I always picture driving by some run down apartment complex and seeing a fancy Escalade with expensive rims on it parked out in front in a residents parking spot and just wondering… :)

Neal@wealthpilgrim.com
Neal@wealthpilgrim.com
15 years ago

I had to break my vow of staying “unplugged” when I saw this title.

I love it…….pass me a brownie while you’re at it.

I used to drive a Prius and then I saw the error of my ways. Now I drive Larry the Lexus – thank you very much. It’s big and bad. I love it.